I need to write a blog

The following is a conversation I had with XEmacs > Apps > Games > Psychoanalyst, ending up with me getting real pissed off. Reminds me of Waiting for Godot. However, some things the quack said and did set me thinking after I re-read the converation.

I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.
(Edited: RET once for twice)
I am bored
Why do you say you are bored?
Because I don't have good work to do
Is it because you do not have good work to do that you came to me?
No
Why not?
Because you can't give me work
Does it bother you that I cannot give you work?
Not really
Earlier you said you do not have good work to do?
Yes
I see... Well, what makes you believe this is so?
Because I don't feel like I'm doing good work
When did you first know that you do not feel like you are doing good work?
I don't remember
Maybe your plans have something to do with this.
My plans?
Is it because of your life that you say your plans?
Please ignore what I said just now
You mentioned that I cannot give you work?
Yes
Yes, hmmm... so, are you sure that this is so?
No
Are you annoyed that I ask that?
A bit
Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going through all this?
No
Why not?
Because this is more related to my mental state than anything else
Is the fact that this is more related to your mental state than anything else the real reason?
Maybe
Can you elaborate on that?
I need to write a blog
Do you really think you might want to write this blog?
Yes
I understand. So what makes you think this is so?
I can pour out some of my creative instincts that way
I would appreciate it if you would continue.
Every morning I think of writing something interesting and then I come
here to work.. and work is not as exciting
Why do you say that?
You are going in loops
What makes you believe you do not have good work to do?
I said so.. I don't feel like it
How do you reconcile problems at school?
What problems?
Tell me about your school.
Why do you care about my school?
Go on, don't be afraid.
I'm not afraid
Are you sure that you are afraid of something?
What??
I need a little more detail please.
I won't give you any
Do you really think you will not give me any?
Yes
Oh. ...And what makes you think this is so?
Because it's my fucking will I'm controlling
Are you sure it's your fucking will you are controlling?
Yes I am SURE!!!
Earlier you said you do not feel like you are doing good work?
No I didn't
Perhaps this has something to do with any hobbies you have?
Man you are imaginative
Is it because of your sex life that you say man I am imaginative?
I need to QUIT!!!
How does it feel to want?
What???
You're being a bit brief, perhaps you could go into detail.
Fuck You!!
Please, watch your tongue!
I can't.. it's difficult and makes my eyes pain
Possibly you should consult a doctor of medicine, I am a psychiatrist.
Yes, thank you
You mentioned that I cannot give you work?
Chuck it man
Maybe hangups you have are related to this.
Ya right
Why do you say I right?
Goddamnit
Can you are more explicit?
Ah so now your English is hotchpotched
What makes you believe this is more related to your mental state than anything else?
Forget I ever came here
Is it because of your inhibitions that you are going through all this?